May 2013
lovelynobody00:
when people do better than your expectations of them
diverged:
I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
pumpkinlessidjit:
jadedgalvanizer:
timelordsatan:
ambular-d:
pumpkinlessidjit:
i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid
and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth
and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love
“no”
ANABIEL
LOOK IT UP
IM SCREECHING LOOK LOOK AT THE ART LOOK HOW...
ever lovely, ever lover: moonstiel: dean and cas... →
moonstiel:
dean and cas sharing a bedroom in the bunker (◡‿◡✿)
dean teaching cas how to cook breakfast (◡‿◡✿)
cas lying in bed with dean and telling him his story (◡‿◡✿)
dean and cas dancing along to the record player (◡‿◡✿)
dean helping cas start a garden above ground (◡‿◡✿)
…
gayzio:
tatterdemalionvulpine:
gayzio:
In Canada, you don’t say ‘I love you’. You say ‘EH EH MAPLE LEAF QUEEN HAM BACON MOOSE ANTLER EH’ which roughly translates into ‘I’ll give you my snow shovel.’ I think that’s beautiful.
“HOCKEY HOCKEY MAPLE LEAF PUCK.”
what the fuck did you just say about my mom
"Art is easy, all you do is draw!"
rjthedetective:
cockwork-orange:
cockwork-orange:
I downloaded a mod for Skyrim that makes it so you can whistle for your horse when you can’t find it and it’ll come to you
so I was looking for my horse and couldn’t find it so I whistled and nothing
whistled again, nothing
then the sound of a horse dying from somewhere behind me
apparently my horse had been on top of a fucking mountain and threw itself...
deanisaclosetedgeek:
deidaracchi:
today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said...
sir-pyllero:
hankler-fish:
blainestorm:
ckweek:
squidkneee:
phlynn:
summer bloggin
happened to fast
summer bloggin
had me a blast
I met a friend crazy for me
Met a blog, cute as can be
tumblr days, drifted away
but oohh-oh those tumblr nights
TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE,
LIKE DID YOU GET AN ASK!?
tell me more tell me more
did you reblog that ass
I will make everyone who reblogs this a mix CD...
thewordsmithy:
bookworm276:
saltniron:
thegoblinkingsgirl:
erinchu:
astormonthehorizon:
No limits, anyone who reblogs this gets the tracklist messaged to them.
Thank you, you’re a lovely person!
YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON EVER FOR COMING UP WITH THIS IDEA AND DOING IT.
Reblog if you don't give a shit about your...
pipsqueakwithafullmetalheart:
heirtoerebor:
Just because I like to acknowledge when I reach a milestone, doesn’t mean I care any less. I love and appreciate all of my followers. And I love talking to them.
mytoecold:
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
fasterfood:
half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
youngblackandvegan:
jonesalicious:
So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people
Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea
